sex education??!!

i ran A LIL BIT late to class today...
I woke up early actually, Im not quite sure what made me late??mm..?? cant put my finger on it.

mm...glad to see my tutor is the lenient one..phewh~
It was quite a tricky topic coz we had a similar one last week..which is Diabetis Melitus(henceforth DM)..
I dnt know how it started but the doctor suddenly brought up about DM can cause impotence. I don't really get the mechanism either but it has something to do with Dm patients have more viscous blood that potentially will clog, so the penis is left unsupplied with bloood, thus ERECTION FAILS!! and the doctor added more bout how the capability to "do it" is really important in a man's life..A man's life is worthless if he can't "do it"..

one thing led to another, all of a sudden, we were discussing bout sex for one good hour.
he told us more about sex, lemme share some of the facts with you which some of them, you might know of already.
1. size doesnt matter. what really matters is your game. because why, the g-spot isn't too far away from the surface of the vagina, so having longer penis doesnt make a difference..
but he didn't talk much bout circumference.I peronally think it's important coz if it's too thin, then u can't really feel it...wahahahaha(evil laugh)..so better pudgy than slender..wahaha

2. try to venture into all kind of styles..missionary, doggy and the one I newly heard "cat stylle"...I dnt know, maybe you rub on her stomach or tickle it with whiskers till she purrs??EEWWW...how i can ever come up with this skeevy thought??..
p/s:I'm not a pervert!!!

3. if the girl is on top, then it's easier for her to reach climax coz she is the ACTIVE one. (quoting Tyra Bank's america's next top model theme song "you wanna be on top?!!!" ....juggling...
and for guys, he can reach climax and ejaculated and remain quiscent for another 15-30minutes, then he can come again. but for girls, she can go on and on, sustaining her orgasmic phase depending on the her super partner.

4. women usually undergo menopause around the age 45-50 but guys can get a woman pregnant even he's 80 years old. Menopause can cause loss of taste sensation, So, if your neighbours' or friends' cookings are too salty or too sweet, that means, she is menopause..mm...a throng of memories just ran by..hehe..

5. women take longer time to reach orgasm. So that's where foreplay is important. that's why we can see some guys put a lot of effort and go thru a whole lot of trouble just to make the girls happy. and it's none other than to get laid~mmm...

Actually only the main points are scientifically true..the side sory is just to make life more colorful...